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0001 - LAMBSKIN FANNY PACK

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$95.00

Enjoy this wildly functional, entirely unexpected, and seductively supple lambskin fanny pack with five individual pockets. You got your pocket for nudie playing cards and Canadian quarters, another lil guy for all the lighters you steal from your friends and a melted chapstick, a front pouch moment you might put a charger and some random receipts in, and of course the main event pouch for you to stash your hand sani, a tampon, a tiny can of WD40 and a single piece of joyless hard candy. And finally, there's your favorite pocket, located on the caboose, where you'll keep your true prized possessions like Mr. Wallet, a secret somebody told you one time, an actual title to a 1988 ski boat, a disheveled marijuana cigarette you might have smoke in a pinch, a tiny bottle of vodka, and some garbage probably.

Approx 11" x 6"

In stock and shipping now.